“March, master of winds, bright minstrel and marshal of storms that enkindle the season they smite”

Wrote Algernon Charles Swinburne in his Ode to March.

It feels all too familiar when we think back to past March rides, especially for those who suffered and enjoyed the Hare in equal measure in the late 2010s.

This March, however, we’ll make sure you aren’t alone on the road. We’re launching a 3‑rider team event to conquer our own ode to March, the Hare, and the Classics.

Expect hills (fewer than last time!), lambs, and if fortune smiles some watery sunshine on this southward jaunt.

A final route will be shared nearer the time, provisional route below (along with basic rules), but here’s what you need to know:

• Distance: 96 km

• Mandatory stop: 30 minutes anywhere you choose—café, brewery, petrol station, your call

• Timing: Complete the ride at any point over the weekend

• Team photo: Absolutely required

There will be kudos and even prizes for:

• Committee’s Choice (most impressive team performance)

• Men’s, mixed, and women’s FKTs

But this isn’t really a competition. The real valor lies in enjoying and completing the ride to the best of your team’s ability, and in looking after one another throughout.

Tactics will undoubtedly come into play - using teammates wisely, managing effort, and hoping luck doesn’t wield its fickle wand too harshly.